Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Let's Talk About Sex Baby

Last night, while having dinner with my 2 Hungarian friends and one French girl at home, we had an interesting topic.

And what else could be more interesting than SEX.

I think we've covered everything, such as:

1. First sex -- the experience of it, the scenario, the funny antics that go with it and how fast it went.  The other one said, since he was a virgin, it all happened in 10 minutes.

2. Second sex and even third.

3. Fantasy sex place

4. Weirdest place to have had sex at -- from outside of the bank, to the ruins of Athens, to pagodas, etc.

5. How to give girls orgasm -- of course, this is from Balazs point of view.  How to touch the clitoris and all that shit.  And apparently, girls find it painful at first and then it becomes unbearably pleasurable.

6. Sleeping during sex

7. Funny things that happen when having sex.  For example, no condom available. So my friend had to go down the vendo machine to purchase one.  But on that day, Francs (French currency) was now changed to Euros.  So he had to go all the way to the town to buy one. He ended up buying in a girly bar.  He went back after an hour and no one's in the mood anymore.  All that effort, for nothing.

8. Favorite position

9. That blacks have a nice and smooth texture of the skin when having sex with them.  But, for them, the line "Whenever you go black, you can never go back" is absolutely absurd.  It's not even their best.

10. Lastly for this blog, strong emotions manifest physical effects.  If you're angry with that person for some reason or another, the sex apparently is painful.  Like, what the girl said, its like she was virgin again.

God, if I had the time, there's a whole lot of more juicy details.  

I. LOVED. THAT. DINNER.


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