Should I stay or should I go?

Going into socials or parties or gatherings, I take into consideration a lot of factors.

First and foremost, LAZINESS.  These days, I am just so lethargic that my bed is really myl best friend. And my laptop, where I get to watch all the favorites shows I've downloaded.  Most of the time, I don't want to get up from my bed.  I just want to lie down, watch TV, with my air con in full blast.

Second, THEME. Is it a birthday party thingy?  And if it is, is he or she even that close or special to me that warrants a forceful pull out of my bed?

Third, COMPANY.  Who will be there?  Do I really want to hang out with these people?  Are they fun? Wait. Are they good people?  Because if they're evil, even though how fun the party could turn out to be, I don't want to be part of it.

Fourth, MONEY.  Whatever the party is, you'd have to shell out money still.  And money does not grow on trees for easy picking, unfortunately.

Fifth, TRANSPORTATION. Do I have someone with me to bring me there?  Car, tuktuk or cab?  Because, this directly relates to my first reason.  No one to bring me there? Then, I'm sure hell more lazy to go.

Sixth, well, no more, actually. 

What the hell. I can't be spineless.  Just decide - go or no go.

That's it. As simple as that.