Body Talks

Today was a day of body talks.

Smoking outside our office in the morning, I was having this small chats with my officemates. Topic? J.Lo's butt. You know, the usual "it's so big!" or "it's even insured!" Then, topic shifted to breasts. Since my co-smokers are girls, they just talked about how small their breasts are or if silicone is dangerous to health, etc. My share on this? Well, i said guys does not necessarily look for big ass bumpers. Just the right size, not too small, not too big - just the right plump. I even said that I hate big areolas. We also discussed the dangers of nose lifting. Ria was narrating this episode in Six Feet Under that if a nerve in our noses is harmed, then it can cause serious damage. (Trace, let's just be contented with our noses, okay? Our president has the worst nose. He's nostrils are just small but the "laman" or the totality of his nose is so big and bumpy.)

Anyway, come lunch time, we continued our discussion with noses. Some of us admitted that our noses were big. And then, we also feel that our president's nose runs in their family. His brother and sister (both of whom works in our agency also) have huge noses also. I even heard our president's offsprings are not spared also. Hay, buti na lang they're rich.

To end the day with talks about the body, i told tracy in euphemism to her fat cheeks..."trace, ang strong pala ng features ng cheeks mo" (this is while holding my cheeks with my five fingers to further illustrate the point i'm driving at).

But she's pretty.